Keys

Telephone conversation

R: 'Did you see my keys?'

A: 'Why? Do you want to go out? Yes, I saw them this morning. On the dining table.'

R: 'The girls want to cycle. I need to open the garage door. I've checked, they're not there.'

A: 'I'm sure they're there. I saw them this morning. Did you hang them up?'

R: 'I never hang my keys up. I've checked everywhere. I can't find them.'

A: 'I'm sure they're on the dining table.'

R: 'The dining table is empty. Nothing there.'

A: 'Wait.'

Rummaging his pocket. 'Eh, how come I have 2 sets of keys here?'

R: Think 'S*&$%^',

R to Lavigne: 'Daddy's got my keys.'

Lavigne burst out crying.

A: 'I've got another spare set of keys in my top drawer.'

At least I know the whereabouts of my keys and the girls got to cycle.

Hello! Why did you take my keys with you to work?